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Do u know if you listen very very quietly you can hear a woman shut the hell up for once

FUNNY THOUGHTS

doesnt the & symbol look like sombody scooting their ass acrossed the floor.... And Now Forever you Will now see that....... Wouldnt it be better if instead of fire trucks and ambulances having sirens they played Move bitch get out the way????i bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in chineese.......i looked at my ex and said its ok to be ugly but your over doing it ..... I make my bed about once every kardashian marriage.....

Hoes are going to be hoes

I'm still waiting on one of you assholes to explain the Easter bunny to me!

Quote Jesus christ on twitter

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I refuse to believe Jesus is the Son of God until I see his long form birth certificate.

Maybe Im Just Being An Asshole Or Maybe Not

MARCH MADNESS AND BASKETBALL IN GENERAL Please Do Us All A Favor And Kindly Remove Yourself From My Television And put Some Real Tv And Some Good Tv Back in your place because your boring the shit out of me your annoying as hell and you make no impression on sports you suck donkey balls juile chen and the women of the talk you are a bunch of men hatin nagging bitches who do nothing but hate on guys and bitch about other people if you want to make a diffrence in the world get out from in front of the camera and get your damn hands dirty you spoiled little bitch everytime i see your face and hear your voice i want to punch a baby in the face with a spiked glove then punt his meat grinding ass with a spiked shoe!!!

Your Shirt Says Princess Your Face Says Troll! But Seriously You Look Like SomeBody Lit You Face On Fire And Put It Out With A Fork!!!