Published with Blogger-droid v2.0.9

?

What does a herpes and a cheating boyfriend have in common?

My girlfriend has both and doesn't know it yet!!! HA!

Published with Blogger-droid v2.0.9

The Truth Shall Set You Free

Jesus was white

Obama is the Devil

Any thing by tyler perry is a abomination

Hillary clinton is a man

Democrats cause wars

George bush didn't do anything wrong

Nancy polosi is a lying whorebag

And the women of the talk are cum sucking sewer sluts

Did you know.2

If you find a woman wearing a seashell bikini and you hold her up to your ear you can hear her scream!

Did you know?

Do u know if you listen very very quietly you can hear a woman shut the hell up for once

FUNNY THOUGHTS

doesnt the & symbol look like sombody scooting their ass acrossed the floor.... And Now Forever you Will now see that....... Wouldnt it be better if instead of fire trucks and ambulances having sirens they played Move bitch get out the way????i bet the YMCA dance is alot harder to do in chineese.......i looked at my ex and said its ok to be ugly but your over doing it ..... I make my bed about once every kardashian marriage.....

Hoes are going to be hoes

I'm still waiting on one of you assholes to explain the Easter bunny to me!

Quote Jesus christ on twitter

HAHAhaHAHAHHAHHA

I refuse to believe Jesus is the Son of God until I see his long form birth certificate.

Maybe Im Just Being An Asshole Or Maybe Not

MARCH MADNESS AND BASKETBALL IN GENERAL Please Do Us All A Favor And Kindly Remove Yourself From My Television And put Some Real Tv And Some Good Tv Back in your place because your boring the shit out of me your annoying as hell and you make no impression on sports you suck donkey balls juile chen and the women of the talk you are a bunch of men hatin nagging bitches who do nothing but hate on guys and bitch about other people if you want to make a diffrence in the world get out from in front of the camera and get your damn hands dirty you spoiled little bitch everytime i see your face and hear your voice i want to punch a baby in the face with a spiked glove then punt his meat grinding ass with a spiked shoe!!!

Your Shirt Says Princess Your Face Says Troll! But Seriously You Look Like SomeBody Lit You Face On Fire And Put It Out With A Fork!!!

I'm thinking

My parents rented the movie bridesmaids and I'm sitting here with one thing just eating up my mind "Who Writes This Shit" cause I'm just saying and I may be an asshole here but
1.) Which one is suppose to be the funny one?
2.) Who ever came up with the concept of this movie is a woman or was stoned or under the influence of other drugs or alcohol at the time of this scripts conception and got really lucky and I say that because this is no Clint Eastwood John Wayne piece of golden art . This isn't even entertainment this just blows!

Bitch don't ever give me that look again

Dear political people,
You are a giant bore please put my shows back on tv in your spot

Sincerely
America

Yeah I'm that kinda assole