:): = Bipolar Smiley

"Let's eat Grandma" or "Let's eat, Grandma"- Punctuation saves lives.

Famous Last Words - " Where is everybody? " - Myspace

That Akward Moment when You Get nervous around the police even if you didn't do anything wrong.

That Akward Moment when You Get nervous around the police even if you didn't do anything wrong.

Ghetto Halloween Treats - A Ziploc Of Dry Dog Food

Ghetto Halloween Treats - A I.OWE YOU Note!

Ghetto Halloween Treats - Fruit

Ghetto Hallloween Treats - ToothPicks

Ghetto Halloween Treats - A Penny

Ghetto Halloween Treats - A Penny

Ghetto Halloween Treats - Cough Drops

Getto Halloween Treats + Ziploc Bags Of Cearal

Ghetto halloween treats - Dime Bags

Lies People Always Tell - " I don't masturbate."

We Stopped Talking Because you're disloyal, dishonest & I can't stand fake people!

Im a big shot, theres no doubt light a fire and pee it out! Cant touch me. Cant touch me...

That Awkward Moment when Myspace got lonely and created a Twitter account.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Things We All Hate - that panic of a feeling that you get when you can't find your cell phone.

Things We All Hate - When the computer freezes or shuts down and you didn't save your work.

Dont piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stopped thinking...

"FAT FREE" does not means eat the whole bag.

In School Theres Always those days when you actually do your home work but the teacher decides not to collect it.

POSTING PSA - If you notice this Post then you will notice this Post isn't worth noticing.

In School Theres Always That One Girl Who Wears Sweaters In The Summer.

The " No one cares " button would be Facebook's most popular button if they had one...

I hope when you die you come back as a tree so we can grind you up make you into paper then print the bible on your ass

I'm not inconsiderate.....I just don't give a fuck!

I use to think drinking was bad, so I stopped thinking...

The reaction to music is similar to the reactions in the brain that occur for drug and sex addicts.

Damn, you actually think I give a FUCK about what you say and think about me....& that Makes me laugh!

Name That Purfume - The bald and beautiful by Amber Rose.

Adam and Eve were the first people on earth............So did they have belly buttons..... -_-

Happy Columbus Day, lets find a place that's been discovered & claim to be the ones who discovered it.

9)Where Do You Work
10)Is There Any Homework You Have YOU: Nope(WHEN YOU HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF IT)

See You Soon

5)The Dog Did It!
6)I Am Not The Father
7)Seriously You Dont Have To Get Me Anything(Bitch You Better Have Something For Me Or I'mma Choke You)
8)So I'll

2)I'll call you later
3)I'll seriously think about it (NOT REALLY)
4)Its 4.99 (REALLY LIKE 499.99)

Top 10 Lies - I'ma pay you back.

The largest chocolate bar in the world weighed 9,702 pounds.

Twitter Mess Up More Than satellite TV when it's raining.

You Might Be Ghetto If.... You cut the toothpaste tube in half just to get the little bit of toothpaste left..

I thought you were good looking, until I clicked "view more pictures......... DAMN." O_O ...

Beating the refresh button to death when the internet is slow.

That awkward moment when you have over 100 mutual friends with someone on Facebook but you have NO CLUE who they are..

Things To Do Today: 1. Wake up. 2. Survive. 3. Tweet. 4. Eat. 5. Shit. 6. Go back to bed.

Metalhead T is wondering who was the first to look at a cow and think: "I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

#YouMightBeGhettoIf you cut the toothpaste tube in half just to get the little bit of toothpaste left..

I have a rare condition called Being A Synical Asshole!

Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace.

We had this cat and he pissed me off so I tried to baptize him

Don't u hate it when someone remembers u but u don't remember them but u act like u do for whatever reason..

If you ran like your mouth, you'd be in good shape.

It's sad how quickly people can forget about u, until they want something from u.

I thought she had freckles, turns out her mirror was just dirty. #BathroomPics

Just remember, when you're feeling down: You were that ONE sperm that won the race.

Once they see you doing better without them, thats when they want you back.

That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question & you accidentally make eye contact.

#YouNeedToRealize that not everyone has haters. Just because someone doesn't agree with your bull shit doesn't make them a hater.

I never made fun of kids for having an imaginary friend because my imaginary dad raised me right.

Remember Ladies, your body is a temple, not a theme park...

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

MY ALARM CLOCK IS A DREAM KILLER.

Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone.

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

When I met you, I got this tingling sensation.. Then I realized my phone was on vibrate.

That moment of shame when you toss a paper ball into the trash, and you miss, then you have to get up and go get it.

We Live In The "W T F" Generation W: Wikipedia T: Twitter F: Facebook !!