What does a pregnant hoe have in common with burnt toast? You wish you'd taken it out a few seconds earlier.

I thought you looked good............ until the lights came on.

Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to the strip club for the music.

You Know U a Sideline chick if you're in a relationship with a dude in which u only know his nick name, not his real name.

For those who can't afford a breast lift, try piercing your nipples and wearing a magnet around your neck.

Entered the blindfolded masturbating competition the other week. No idea where I came.

You remind me of my chinese friend, Ug Lee.

When WILL. I.AM Dies will he be called WILL.I.WAS?

Hey girl.....you're so beautiful.............WITH THE LIGHTS OFF.

If these walls could talk I'd fuckin' move out immediately.

If sleep is important then why does school start soo early.

I overheard syrup saying to the pancakes..." You ain't shit without me...!!!"