Asian Dad: What?!?!?? You got C?!??... You not C sian, or B sian, You A sian!?!?!?

Hating is a lot like volunteer work & though ppl don't get paid to do it, they still love it. Damn shame.

Weed Commandments Do not tell a story while holding a joint.

the awkward moment when you insult someone and they don't understand so you have to explain...

Support your local search and rescue unit. Get lost.

Support your local search and rescue unit. Get lost.

When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark, and then eaten by it.

pringles are the Nazis of chips... all single file... dressed the same... corralled by a crazy mustached dictator.

Fuck off you donkey raping shit eater